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also known as a uber dry jay ...
Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..
Guy: Why?
Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.
Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?
Girl: AKA... my vagina....
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A monster that steals your ankles, whether it be from lurking or selling out.
The Ankle Monster has Cory's ankles because he sold.
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A person who is very learned in the Buddha's teachings and can quote them extensively, but does not live them.
Doug thinks he is smarter and better than others because he can recite a quote of the Buddha appropriate for any occassion, but he appears self-centered and obsessed with material possessions. He's such a Dharma monster.
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A person addicted to Vaginas and usually randomly talks about them randomly in normal speech. Cootchie monsters are usually D-bags and don't really ever get a girlfriend
John: Dude, the opening of the X-Box 360 reminds me of a Vag.
Me: How? What?
John: It's to turn on and you stick things into it!
Me: Stop being a fucking Cootchie Monster, just because you cant get A GIRLFRIEND. Anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
John: Like a girls Legs?
Me:*Sighs*
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Skaters unable to skate transition. Originates from the skate trick "k-grind" short for "crooked-grind"
"Dude, that grom can switch heel a 10-stair, but he cant drop into a 2-foot tranny!"
"I know bro, he's a krookie monster"
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A hip-hop group based out of cleveland; An individual who is larger than life itself.
Hell'n Killah is a real bling monster.
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Person who has a violent reaction to methamphetamine.
"We sold him some meth, but that guy was a meth-monster, he fucked the place up good."
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