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A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.
On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!
The soiled remnants of a toilet paper roll after being glued to a toilet due to illness.
Can you replace your dirt road diary in the bathroom, Kristen? It's gross AF, I'm not changing that.
school in CNY where the kids who go their act like they’re from the hood the white boys do drugs and the girls are fake bitches the teachers are horrible and always finding new, stupid reasons to give you detention and something to the kid part about how the girls fake their depression for attention not to mention the kids love doing drugs and enjoy juuling
person: who spilled the lean all over the bathroom?
person 2: must’ve been a soule road middle school kid
The leader of all roadmen across the globe. He owns all puffer jackets.
Road man joe commanded his puffer bois.
When you get a DUI and have to blow your car to get it to start.
Court mandated reverse road head for 6 months.
This is where man like kian Boyer shops to get his real clothes mans Nike tick fell off his tn’s and his fake red vapourmax that sounded like high heels when he walked
Shall we go bury new road
Nar bro I’m tryna get real stuff
To be sexually tortured while being submerged in Rocky Road ice cream
Parents- hey Can you and your husband come over for dinner tonight?
Wife- No my husband and i are making Creamy Rocky Road for Dinner tonight.
Husband- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!