An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.
"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."
A beach pancake is a orgy of guys on the beach that is normally a public beach,there are just more than 5 guys having sex on a beach normally with a large crowd as well
Bro there was a big beach pancake yesterday I totally joined in you should have been there
When one finds him or herself going to a beach in hope of finding a hairy lover
Grab your sun tan lotion, we're going to fur beach!
A woman who visits Hawai’i on vacation and meets a handsome Hawaiian man working on the beach and they ultimately hangout for the rest of her trip.
He spent days thinking about his beach girlfriend when she went back to Washington.
Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them
Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"
You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?
A seagull, but for dumb people.
"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"