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When a guy is masturbating and tries to hit himself with the ejaculate.
I got a double bull's-eye in bed darts.
When you buy new bedding with a significant other, have sexual relations, share moments etc., only to stop speaking. You want to change this bedding, but ultimately its just a few months old. Changing the sheets is just not enough-the duvet or comforter lingers with memories and you want it gone... but you just refuse to spend $1000 on all new bedding because you just purchased this! You need to learn to deal with it, at least until next season!
You should be living with this bedding guilt, or at least buy me a new duvet!
An expression of amazement,disbelief.
Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."
when mason fingers jenna while GK is hooking up with 2 shorties named katie and Hanna
Mason wtf man get you fingers out of her this is emmas bed
Ayy I was sleepin with my wifey and i was such a Bed farter
(noun) the final glass of wine for the evening that you enjoy alone, usually in bed.
It's been a day so I am just going to enjoy this bed wine and pass out.
The engaging in sexual intercourse beneath the sheets. Bonus points if you’re playing disco while it happens!!
Hey there pretty lady, wanna get out of here and do the bed boogie?