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1. To establish physical dominance over another by beating them into submission and/or unconsciousness.
2. In sports: To go into another team's home stadium, beat their asses, and send their pretty boy quarterback home cryin' to his mama.
Damn! Philly just opened a can of whup ass on Green Bay on Monday Night Football!
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Word Puzzle for "I'll Fuck Anyone" Write it out and trick your friends.
You: Read this, Friend. (give friend piece of paper with phrase written on it)
Friend: (reads aloud) "Alpha Can Knee Won"
You: Hehe
Friend: I'll fuck anyone
You: Hahaha
Friend: Dammit!
It's means some one ASS or BREATH smelling like something strong and stank and they need to wash they fish stick ass
Damn her breath smell like a can of bounce dat ass!!
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a phrase often used when something will never happen.
guy: Hey sexy, you me, lunch?
girl: When pigs can fly
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Steers are castrated bulls. They sometimes try to sexually mount other cattle, even though they don't have what it takes to make anything happen. (This is much more a rural dictionary than urban dictionary item, because it only makes sense if you've actually seen it happen.)
You gave up? Man, don't you know that even a steer can try?
Can I keep you? means to protect someone and have them protect you, it's when you've had nothing else to depend on and are longing for a companion. A quote made famous by the movie Casper (1995)
Casper: Can I keep you?
Kat: Casper?
A phrase used when you have accomplished everything you've set out to do. By uttering this phrase, you are implying that there is nothing else left for you to do except die.
And yes... it's just a figure of speech
"Dude, I just asked Marjorie out and she said yes! Now I can die."
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