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A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.
I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.
I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.
Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.
It's a human right that I had been denied
Maybe you have been denied too
"mom do you love me?"
"Yes"
Then she continued the verbal abuse
mom's love is Something...
Alcoholic beverages marketed toward older women that are neither wine nor hard liquor. Typically the packaging connotes simplicity or health, and includes pictures of fruit whether or not it is detectable in the taste.
A: I've got some hard seltzer in the fridge if you want one.
B: I'm not drinking mom beer.
A mom who takes photos of them self with high angle, posts a lot on Facebook, picture perfect in photos, and always uses LOL. A Facebook mom posts so much on facebook and is on their phone a lot, even though they always tell their kids to get off of theirs.
Jerry: Omg my mom is such a Facebook mom!
Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.
Quite simply Karen Wine O'clock comes home from work after being unable to 'speak to the manager'regarding the unbalanced composition of salad leaves found in her takeaway lunch salad box from Pret à Manger and attempts to drown her self-absorbed sorrows in a bottle of cheap quality but moderately priced plonk from her nearest branch of Waitrose whilst whining down the phone to other wine mom's whilst 'putting the world to rights' from their narrow minded middle class limited world perspective.
'There's a customer called Karen who wants to make a complaint boss'....'ok tell I'm coming...no, on second thoughts tell her to piss off and drown her self-entitled short-comings into bottle of Echo Falls...fucking wine moms'
The fukin thing mom uses to be horny af
"Oh yea, moms toys are so good at making me cum"