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When a girl scrapes her teeth on a guy's penis, hard enough to hurt him. So he cums in her mouth. And then he grabs her head and chin slamming her mouth shut, chipping multiple teeth.
This bitch was sucking my dick and scraped it with her teeth, so hard it hurt. So I gave her a tooth fairy surprise.
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To cum inside some sort of pastry and give it to some one as a present, when they take a bite they will be quite surprised.
SFJ: You know when you're fucking a pastry and instead of pulling out you just bust right in there?
SFR: No, but lets just say I do.
SFJ: Well you just keep it for while then give it to some one for, like, they're birthday or some shit.
SFR: And people atcually do this?
SFJ: It's the double stuff surprise, man.
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Conditions/preceding events:
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
teenager: Man my parents are always making me do shit I don't want to do, I really want to get back at them.
teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
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the exposure of male genitalia in a public place, most commonly public transport. Eg a train, bus, taxi etc...
The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.
Person: hey john, that guy has his balls out.
SMACK
Exposer:MR PLUMS SURPRISE!!!!!
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If you're uncircumcised, and perform anal sex and later discover shit underneath you're foreskin.
He discovered I had the ole' mississippi mud surprise when he took a shower after sex.
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This is the Chicago Style Blowjob, Surprise variant.
This time, instead of ya girl giving you a blowjob with you dick in a hot-dog bun with mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog), you put your ween in said bun and surprise her (or him, we don't judge) by sticking the Chicago Style Ween in her puss or Bunghole.
I was feeling a little spicy last night, and you know my girl likes surprises, so I gave her the Chicago Style Surprise.
Michael was being a real d*ck, so I gave him a Chicago Style Surprise he would never forget.
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1. a cup of yogurt in which chocolate is found.
2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.
When John and Mary had no more ideas for their crazy sex games, John gave her a Chocolate Yogurt Surprise.
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