Don't blow your Load!

An expression used when you pre-maturely ejaculate.

Person 1: Damn im so pissed.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I blew my load last night.

Person 2: You idiot, Don't blow your Load!

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TDT (Thighs Don't Touch)

This is the really hot little space between a slender, well shaped young woman's upper thighs. It's the gap under her vagina between her legs. At the beginning of James Bond movies, where you see sexy chick's silhouettes, this is where guys are focused if not on the tits ass, or legs. If a girl isn't skinny, her thighs will probably touch when she stands or walks. This is not as desirable.

That girl at the gym was amazingly in shape. TDT (thighs don't touch) all day.

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I don't play for keeps

Not wanting to settle down with someone, because you don't need them.

"Its my year to be thotiana, so he needs to leave cause I don't play for keeps."

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Don't Call Me Skip

Expression referring to wanting to be included. A clever way of saying "don't skip me."

Todd: Hey, Bill, Do you want to drink 12 beers and go find some hookers?

Bill: Don't call me skip!

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don't make me mad

1.A term originating in the geriatric community that describes a sense of wanting to be left to ones own devices.
2.A term indicating that one wishes to be right regardless of situation (usually the utterer is very very very wrong about a topic).
3.A way to cut a conversation that isn't going your way short.

nurse:Hey how you feeling today Mr.K.?

Mr.K: Oh I'm alright. I went home to see my wife last night.

nurse: Um Mr.K. I don't think you could go anywhere. This long term care facility...This IS your home. Besides you've been divorced for...

Mr.K: DON'T MAKE ME MAD!!!

Nurse: Okay fine you win.You went home last night.

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don't fade my shine

bringing someone who is in a good mood down, humiliating someone in public

I was talking to this girl and Paul came up and said I had herpes. So I told him "don't fade my shine" cock-blocker.

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I don't like that stuff

A versatile phrase which one may use when describing a particular thing he/she dislikes.

"My teacher was such a bitch today, she gave me a detention."
"Ew, I don't like that stuff."

"Hey, you wanna go get some ice cream?"
"I don't like that stuff."

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