Uncle Sam's Misfit Children

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children are the USMC, the Marines.

I joined Uncle Sam's Misfit Children in 1967 for the Tet offensive.

Ur uncle joe a Toe

One of the most deadly roasts ever created if ur hit with one of these you are dead...

Timmy: ur mom gay lol
Bobby: No u
Timmy: ur uncle joe a toe

Bobby: *dies

Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook

Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.

Damn yo, I just got $1,700 in the mail from Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook!!

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goofy ah uncle productions

goofy ah uncle productions

Girl 1: Micky Mouse is so hawt
Girl 2: goofy ah uncle productions

A Reverse Uncle Ruckus Complex

A law used to describe a person of a different race who attempts to assimilate an "African American person." Those with this complex try to "act, speak, and look" like an African American based on the celebrities, media, and music they follow and listen to, and based on the way AAs are represented in each, but ultimately end up looking culturally insensitive. Basically a black man's weeaboo. They disrespect the culture and make themselves seem as if they have the brain capacity of a horse. This complex is named after the character of Uncle Ruckus from "The Boondocks."

*Keep in mind that is possible for a non African American person to like and respect the culture and history of the race, which prevents them from having this complex. It is also possible for the complex to stem from a purely racist standpoint rather than one bought about by the media. However in most situations, the latter ends up being the case.*

White male:"Yo mah nigga dam right I popped a cap in dat gay ass bitch ass faggot fool. I be the realest g in da hood fam. I smoke so much a dat kush yo. I be da best why da fuck you lyin' and denyin homie? Now where my ho at? She need to be all up on my nuts bruh."

Black male:". . . drink bleach."

White male:"Wuzzat bruh?"

Black male:"You clearly have A Reverse Uncle Ruckus Complex."

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uncle's cat's birthday party

an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie

John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.

Uncle Robbie Two Fingered

When Uncle Robbie comes in in the middle of the night and slides in two fingers.

I was sleeping peacefully last night until I got Uncle Robbie Two Fingered.