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your looking at it right in front of you. a place where random people put on definitions of a word they think or know.
i just search up my friends names up and see if the definitions match my friends personality. O~O
someone: what does urban dictionary mean? lets search it up on URBAN DICTIONARY
urban dictionary: why exactly?
me: fun
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The website that allows everyone else to make definitions that contain bad stuff, such as defamation and harassment, but when I do it, they do not allow it. In fact, they probably won't let this one go in either. Why? No idea.
Let me please talk to the person who looks over this for a second.
Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you, 35-year-old virgin who works at Urban Dictionary, reviewing definition drafts and jerking off all day. What's your damn problem with me? What did I ever do to you, bitch? Haters gonna fucking hate, I guess.
Asshole.
With this definition, I have submitted five tags that I associate with most Urban Dictionary employees, especially the ones that look over my shit: bullshit, asshole, pussy, bitch, and dick.
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A website where philistines can learn everything they need to know, to bastardise the great English language.
Gz, the bastardisation of 'Congratiations'. Other examples can be found int eh Urban Dictionary.
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A place to find (mostly) hilarious stuff even though some people go on their to be serious (but who does that anymore-_-)Its a place to go on when your at school and is bored as fuck. Also a place to spread gossip about celebrities. It is simply gods way of knowing whats going on in this run down world. Pretty much the only sane people in this world are the gamers. Who like no physical activity, soaking in all this damn pollution. Seriously, I don't understand people who enjoy a lot of physical activity. Oh, and sex positions. Lots and lots of sex positions.
Boy 1: "Dude this is sooooo boring."
Boy 2:"Why the fuck do you think i am on the urban dictionary, gossip?"
Boy 1:"... Yeah."
Boy 2:"get out."
Boy 1: ":^)"
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The best place to find out what people think about stuff. It also lets you vote on what definition you like, or don't like, and you can write your own definition if you want to. Its basically the best site in the world, where the definitions can be serious, sexual or just plain hilarious. If you haven't figured this out yet, you are on the Urban Dictionary!
Guy 1: Dude, that guy is a Ree, I told him to get me a apple juice, he got me water!
Guy 2: Um, Ree doesn't mean that, were you looking into the Urban Dictionary again?
Guy 1: So? Ree' s not in a normal dictionary!
Guy 2: True.
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What u r on right now dumb ass
Search up sex on urban dictionary it is funny
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Urban Dictionary is the place we all come to when we need to explain something to our moms. We also come here when extremely bored at school or at 3 in the morning when we have nothing better to do.
Mom: What's (insert random meme or word)?
Child: One second, let me look it up on Urban Dictionary
Mom: Ok
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