Van is a deep guy, very interested in learning about the world around him. He can confidently say “I am not an apple” in polish, and can even make an origami crane.
Van is a quality guy.
A place where kids can recive free candy in return for their freedom
Kid1: aye yo man this guy is givin out candy in his van
Kid2: fuck yeah bro lets go
A guy who is very sus. He will often talk about innapropriate things. For example:
Tom Van: “HEY DO YOU KNOW HOW THE SAUSAGE GOES IN THE BUN??!?”
me: …
Someone who always sells the bag
You van ossed so hard by not going to golf
You always van oss in cod mobile
Jade Van Tonder is a simp especially for Catra She-Ra
Person1:who’s Jade Van Tonder?
Person2:she’s that simp for Catra.