I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats

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guy who always screams my leg

The fish in spongebob who always screams my leg in the background of episodes that dont include him.

Spongebob was a hall monitor and directed traffic. Everyone crashed...

guy who always screams my leg: MY LEG!

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a person who does not use social media

Social media ghost (SMG)
A person who does not use social media

I can't find Don anywhere on social media. He must be a social media ghost (SMG) in other words he is a person who does not use social media.

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those people who put definitions for their names

massive fucking self centered faggots

did u see that loser over there?
yeah he's one of those people who put definitions for their names
ugh

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who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

Why are you so angry man ?

- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)

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dude yaeo whos acdc?

a qoute by a fag named steven norse who likes to hang out with younger kids and fags his age. apparently has mental problems, and also doesnt have a clue as to who AD/CD is.
it also seems that he is really lacking on friends, at least where he goes to school...

me: do u like acdc?
steve: 'dude yaeo, who's AC/DC?'

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7 idiots who ruined my life

Well, honey, the 7 idiots who ruined your life is Bangtansodamndone obviously. Ever heard of Dance monster? Sock Jean? Yoongay? Hoeshook? Pak Chimin? Teahyung and Jungcock?

Me: *searches on Google '7 idiots who ruined my life'*
Google: *shows an accurate picture which is Bangtansodamndone a.k.a kings of worldwide domination: BTS*

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