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callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.
The hottest man alive with the best moobies. Gets all the females
I want to make love with Smith templeton
Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.
To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.
Juicabatchie ridgeback rhino forehead
wow look at that ridgeback comonly know as a nigel smith
“What’s the definition of extra”-search’s up extra in urban dictionary” ~answer Jordan Smith~