I tossici della via del Supertuorlo

The best compliment for a Shitposter.
Seriously, it's fantastic.

- Man, you're so "I tossici della via del Supertuorlo"
- Oh..., that's worderfull, i want to have sex with you..

I never liked you anyway

Something a person says when they got rejected, got cheated on, or just broke up with someone for a reasonable or unreasonable purpose.
I’m unsure why they say this cause I’m not them but something that has to do with dignity and being an asshole 🤷

Test1: Sorry, my parents don’t allow me to date so I can’t.
Test2: I never liked you anyway!

Test3: *cheats on Test4&
Test4: I never liked you anyway!

Test5: I think we should break up, it’s just not working..
Test6: WHAT? I never liked you anyway, bitch!

I ptyo

The word “I put you on” comes from someone helping you find music,movie,game etc and saying they put you on the show. After this the person who has been put on will most likely give the person who helped find said thing oral sex

“Yo thanks for letting me find weiland man” John said to Jim “Ya I ptyo.” Said Jim

I ptyo

I ptyo is saying you put some one something, this where the “I put you on” came from. Typical procedures of the receiver of getting put on will more like leave give a gift to the putter onner like oral sex

“Thanks for showing me weiland” frank said. “Ya I ptyo” James responded.

I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.

I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.

I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.

i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)

I FUCKING LOVE BREANNA TAYLOR

This girl means the world to me. To the moon and back to fucking heaven and back. No star in the universe multiple universes cant be brighter than her. She’s the best thing that has ever happened to me. To heaven and back meaning I would die and go to heaven and come back and nothing even then would be better than her she is my heaven and nothing can contain that. 👀👀👀NOTHING

THIS GIRL BRO.

I FUCKING LOVE BREANNA TAYLOR