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I kebab

A phrase mispronounced on purpose instead of saying 'I give up'. Used when shitfaced w your fam or when dying of hunger.

Natasha: Them girls eating cleansing salads like they care, I kebab lol. There's a turkish kebab across the street.
Ovula: Actually I did kebab yesterday tbh, but let's roll.

by jaraS128 May 25, 2017


I call tuesdays

I call tuesdays (or day of choice)

When smoking or drinking something that is shared you say "i call tuesdays" meaning i got next. The first person is mondays and so on and so forth. So if you are third then you are wednesdays and etc. Hopefully you get what im saying.

Yo this weed is good!
Second in circle: Sweet man I call tuesdays!
Third in circle: I got wednesdays!

by Icalltuesdays September 14, 2022


I like your hair

They like your hair and want to run their fingers through it while cuddling and possibly firmly grabbing it while having hardcore but passionate sex.

Person 1 "I like your hat." - Person 2 "Thanks I like your hair."

by Someguy6120 April 17, 2021


I Hear You

Don’t believe anything you saying

I miss you
I hear you

by NiqqueRenee January 7, 2021


so easy i doont need arms to win

means that you are a pro at winning

me: wow steve4212, you got the win!
Steve4212: so easy i doont need arms to win

by chishiki April 30, 2021


If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

by sdinaz October 25, 2023


i heard from a friend of a friend

that dick was 10 outta 10 💯💯💯💯🤤😮 💨

Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022