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when a man is fickle, has anger issues and can't treat anyone with respect. usually likes the chase and stops trying when they bag the girl. (they belong in the trash, beware ladies)
"he stopped paying attention to me after we finally got together"
"oh sweetie that man must be a pices "
He stinks, he doesn’t bathe, that shirt he’s wearing is at least 5 days old.
Stupid drunk, can’t even get out of the man cave because his parents can’t even handle the stench.
When you hump your man and tell him all the things you want to change about him.
I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man fucking behaves.
When you hump your man and tell him everything you want to change about him.
I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man f*****cking behaves.
when a cute giggle comes out of a girl in the form of a squad of male swimmers consecutively coming out of the water for air
hurp hurp hurp hurp, "That man-chuckle was performed flawlessly, 10.0"
A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.
(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.
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