he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head
omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing
the mysterious abuelo of one iliena bauta. is he real? we may never know! let us know if you see him please he’s been missing for years
“look it’s the mango juice man!”
“what are you talking about there’s nobody there.”
When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"
A man who licks Vertebrata (subphylum) after grabbing them out of brown creeks and then pees in the fishes mouth.
A man plank is when a group of friends embark on a wild adventure in Edinburgh. An adventure that usually ends up with them lying on top of one another in a plank like formation. Erections touching rectums.
Gaz loved the man plank. It was the best time of the year.
Whoo-man (woman) is a girl who loses her virginity or sleeps around with men at a young age.
If you pronounce whoo-man, you pronounce the whoo with a much deeper voice. And you don't pronounce it like woman, it's different. WHOOOO-MAN!! WHOO!! Whoo-man.
She's not a girl anymore? She's a WHOO-MAN now?
She's been a WHOO-MAN for a very longtime now.
The Main singer of Journey with a giant Mullet Mainly in the music video seperate ways where the Main Mullet Main looks especially faggy
"You know that faggot from journey, Main Mullet Man"