i love milfs

hot ladys that i wanna fuck that usually have kids

friend: yoo dude look at that milf over there!

me: man, i love milfs

Lee we i if

Lee we i if ) is when people obsess over certain people and they tend to have k names like…. , or kassandra, Katie, klarlak, krish , kaylee, or there people tend to have very strong scents.🫢

Dude did you see krish today he was legit Lee we i if’ with his perfume.

i ran out of milkshake

I ran out of patience . I Wanna talk about it sooner

I would have never said anything but i ran out of milkshake.

i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max

i really want to say "i hate you maximus"

I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

I Prevail

An absolute garbage Metalcore band that sounds exactly the same like every other modern Metalcore band that is unfortunately enjoyed by Metalcore Kids. Listen to real bands like Earth Crisis, Hatebreed or Converge. Oh and by the way, they are also blatantly copying Soilwork's hard work of music.

Metalcore Kid: I Prevail are the best Metalcore band ever!

Me: ...

i hate them all

hating them ALL

Oh god its one of them. I hate them all.