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Girl: hey whatcha doing
Boy: come here
Girl: okay but only because it’s Obey your man day
NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.
"Man, I heard he got Lead Man Ass!"
"That's terrible!"
a way of saying "go play dead cells its a good game"
hey bro, go suck a big juicy black mans cock
oh dont worry bro, I already have, its great
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when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)
You are such a mummies little man
The man from Mars is the best person you'll ever know. He's open minded he can solve all your problems and you'll feel comfortable just talking to him and telling him about your problems. And he's also funny, you won't stop laughing at his jokes and his sympathetic sense of humor. He is just amazing and handsome. You are mothefucker lucky if you are dating the man from Mars.
If you know "The man from Mars" then you know that he's your most kind heart and lovely soul friend. Let him fly you to the Mars!
a farty man who is acting very sus...PLZVOTEHIMOUTIMALONEINELECTRICALANDIHEARHIMCOMINGPLZHELPMEOHMYGOD
me: doing electrical
sussy sus farty man:*comes out of vent and kills me*
me:SUSSY SUS FARTY MAN OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG when the farty man is sus OMGGGGGGGG
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