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A ratty man who nibbles on peen cheese, he lives in a turtle shell and pooey fingers.
Also likes to sniff his pits in times of need. @Boycey500
Oh no its rat man AR, hes coming to bench my bird
What dads and moms called Pokemon in the 1990's.
Pronounced: Poke Man, not Pokee Man
Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.
Lasse, is the sexiest, funniest, coolest guy anyone has ever seen. He is the perfect soccer boy for a guy like Icy and has a huge collection of birds and parrots. Did I mention how sexy he is? He also has a HUGE backyard, and huge is a common theme with this guy!!! He’s super hot and taught icy how to play baseball and soccer.
Icy: *sees Lasse*
Also Icy: *Feels heart warming at the sight of the purest human ever*
Everybody: “Icys man is so hot”
Icy again: “yup Lasse is the best”
Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you
Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.
Man boobs that jiggle when you walk or run.
'holy flip, look at those sweet man jigglers go!'