Tall Man Run

An infinitely powerful, impossibly tall, godlike entity that can control space and time and grow to incalculable heights. God of power, eater of worlds, lord of Wardo and Bibard - both ancient celestial entities that governed the universe for trillions of years under the guise of the Tall Man Run - and the tallest man to ever live.

"Oh my god, the Tall Man Run is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tall 😮😲😲😱! Wardo and Bibard can both agree."

noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles

“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man

Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

Man meat

Penis

She’s got man meat

she’s dancing with another man

When your girls leaves you and know she going out with other guys.

(Bill) Hey Bob, how are you and your girl.

(Bob) Oh we broke up, and she’s dancing with another man.

I killed a man today

a silly activity done by a silly fella (recent past)

person 1: "I killed a man today"
person 2: "sounds fun"

shit man boi

An expression used in moments of excitement or surprise.

-Announcer: Shit man boi! The Patriots have done it again! This time coming back from a 40 point deficit in the 4th quarter to win the Superbowl in overtime, 46-40!

- Fan watching Infinity War as Thanos kills Captain America: Shit man boi! He ripped his arms off!

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