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What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up
Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!
Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!
Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!
Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*
Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure
Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*
Arnesto Da Costa, a man who knows how to fuck
When you're the best gooch tickler in a gooch off
"Elijah is the best goochie man of all, you see his clutch in gooch off of 2018?"
A combination between "dang it" an "man". Used in place of "dang ii" or "man".
" Man-it, I forgot to feed the cats
"Man-it, I don't feel like getting up"
What you tell someone when they need to man up and do something.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm not going to eat that
Guy 2: JUST MAN IT
A fictional comic villain that was created because he wasn't treated very nicely by a toddler so he spends his days hitting people out of spite or someone who gets angry for no reason.
Spite-a-Man was unable to defeat Man-Man so he kicked a trashcan out of spite, Come on do be a Spite-a-Man
When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.
"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"