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The face you make when you are watching a Pyrocynical video

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Hey how did you like the new Pyrocynical video?

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vag-i-ness

Having the incessant ambiance of vagina. It generally refers to a dude who lacks dude qualities.

Yeah, bro... it's a sausage party, but Paul's complete vag-i-ness keeps the whole thing balanced.

Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

i-Tunesicated

The act of purchasing music from iTunes while under the influence of alcohol. The term is generally associated with the purchase of music that one wouldn’t normally buy.

"Dude, I was so wasted last night, I downloaded the entire "Hi in Fidelity” album by REO Speedwagon because I thought it actually sounded good. It was a serious case of being i-Tunesicated."

I pick you by the nekvellen

This sentence is used when you are mad.

Get out or i pick you by the nekvellen

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

initial I

If you’ve ever met a person with the initial I, you are lucky, Peoples whose name starts with an I are the most nicest, funniest, nonchalant, people you will ever meet, they love to joke around and they stick up for the people they love, they can be rude sometimes but only when you get on their bad side, they know how to fight and they are not the ones to mess with, they don’t know their own power because they’ve never used it. The initial I is a unique initial in girls names and is also the initial that tends to have the most nicest girls.

person 1 : don’t fw the initial I man..
person 2 : or what
person 1 : trust me man