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The man from Mars is the best person you'll ever know. He's open minded he can solve all your problems and you'll feel comfortable just talking to him and telling him about your problems. And he's also funny, you won't stop laughing at his jokes and his sympathetic sense of humor. He is just amazing and handsome. You are mothefucker lucky if you are dating the man from Mars.
If you know "The man from Mars" then you know that he's your most kind heart and lovely soul friend. Let him fly you to the Mars!
a farty man who is acting very sus...PLZVOTEHIMOUTIMALONEINELECTRICALANDIHEARHIMCOMINGPLZHELPMEOHMYGOD
me: doing electrical
sussy sus farty man:*comes out of vent and kills me*
me:SUSSY SUS FARTY MAN OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG when the farty man is sus OMGGGGGGGG
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A ratty man who nibbles on peen cheese, he lives in a turtle shell and pooey fingers.
Also likes to sniff his pits in times of need. @Boycey500
Oh no its rat man AR, hes coming to bench my bird
What dads and moms called Pokemon in the 1990's.
Pronounced: Poke Man, not Pokee Man
Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.
O contrário do que o Dinis disse
O Ricardo Ă© um changed man
Lasse, is the sexiest, funniest, coolest guy anyone has ever seen. He is the perfect soccer boy for a guy like Icy and has a huge collection of birds and parrots. Did I mention how sexy he is? He also has a HUGE backyard, and huge is a common theme with this guy!!! He’s super hot and taught icy how to play baseball and soccer.
Icy: *sees Lasse*
Also Icy: *Feels heart warming at the sight of the purest human ever*
Everybody: “Icys man is so hot”
Icy again: “yup Lasse is the best”