mike shane

Mike shane is the definition of a fuck boy. The type to get a girl pregnant and leave as soon as she tells him. Cant hold a job down. Mike will continue to use someone until he gets what he wants. Hes a cheater and a woman beater. Tends to normally stalk someone after they regect him. The type to borrow money and never pay you back. Always in and out of jail. Hes the type to always look bummy and say hes this hood ass nigga. Tends to also talk big and bad until he gets his ass whooped.

-there goes mike shane fucking another bitch
-did you see mike in his bummy outfit
-mike owes me money AGAIN
-mike asked me for nudes, hes a fuckboy

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Mike Honcho

A really bad clan leader.

This Mike Honcho has a losing streak of infinity!

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Speaker Mike Johnson

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

big mike

the biggest of all mikes. He is very frenchy, and very mikey, everyone of his friend think he is lit. BIG MIKE BIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKE

BIG MIKE

You see that guy over there? its big mike.

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Mike Steele

The BEST physics and math teacher out there! IQ over 200 and a great rock climber.

Mike Steele Is the best teacher NA.

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Mike Pence rule

A rule stating that men should never put themselves in a situation where they can be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, or fraternization. The rule is named after Mike Pence, the 48th vice president of the United States.

In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.

This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.

Due to the Mike Pence rule, I can't mentor any of my female coworkers.

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Mike Pompous Asshole

An already widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s third Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo.

Well that’s a big surprise, Mike Pompous Asshole is a proud member of the Impeachment Posse for the role he’s played in the recent intercontinental extortion attempt!