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Someone who had no class, can't talk to girls, is a goofy and is lame to an extent that shouldn't even be reachable.
Latrellium is such a Whoody Poo, he couldn't even talk to Dakota despite her being single.
The act of visiting the bathroom for defecation purposes, and not taking out your phone to message friends/take selfies/watch porn while you're sat on the bowl.
Instead of staring at a screen while you curl out King Kong's finger, you look around and let your senses take in the surroundings. The faded lung-coloured pants on the radiator. The box of open tampons. The short curly hairs on the soap.
Just like how people used to do, in the days before we all started carrying around phones.
Friend 1: Mate, that was one quick shit! Your logs must fly out of your arse! Either you've got a superfast metabolism or you just got out of prison after being someone's bitch!
Friend 2: Nah, not really. I just went for an oldskool poo, in and out with no distractions.
When you have to shit, and have to speedwalk to the bathroom with your ass cheeks clenched together holding back the chunky hot chocolate attempting to burst forth from your anus like a frothy brown geyser.
"I almost got knocked out the other day walking down the hall..."
"What happened?"
"Drew ended up coming around the corner and running into me almost running it seemed, and then didn't even say he was sorry... And then jogged to the bathroom afterwards really awkwardly..."
"Ah, he was Poo Jogging... I bet you cost him that pair of underwear, dangerous game."
A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes
Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck
A person that gives you lots of pictures of themself and is called Rhys that you would 10/10 do if you where male 🫶
My Rhysis poo is so hot
When you have so much anal sex your poo is intertwined with sperm. It looks like a steak that has fat running throughout it. We call that a marbleized steak. You get the same effect with sperm filled shit.
Doctor: I’m afraid you have a severe blockage of marbelized poo lodged in your colon.
Patient: I was bum humped by three men last night. Is it bad that I pretended I was passed out at a party, but I wasn’t? I enjoyed every waking moment of it.
Local name for Dinis Powis now called Dinas Powys. A small village near Penarth Glamorgan South Wales.
Got shifaced in Dinky poo last night. Almost stacked it on the country road back to penarth.