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an exclamation expressing shock first coined by Chris McCurley
(You catch your wife with the mailman)
"HOLY BALLS"
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A phrase usually uttered under one's breath when they really don't feel like doing something or things didn't go as planned.
1. "Fuck balls I gotta go to a stupid ass wedding next weekend."
2. "I can't believe it's monday already. fuck balls!"
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When you fill up a teapot with warm water, then dip your balls into it. Whilst the balls are dangling in the water, a girl blows down the spout and creates a jacuzzi scenario.
I went home and relaxed with a ball jacuzzi from my girlfriend.
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A figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. This comes from the term blue balls but used in everyday situations not related to sex.
Damn. I've been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. UPS is blue balling me.
We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.
I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
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British. Pre-ejaculate; gleet.
Pressed against that schoolgirl's hip on the axle seat of the 57, I'm ashamed to say I involuntarily released a few drops of ball glaze as we passed over that unmade road, Father.
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When a guy and girl have sex on an exercise ball (Swiss ball)
When a guy fucks a chick on a sexercise ball, her titties rapidly move in circles!
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A complete fucking douche bag. One who is so full of themselves, they wear their balls on their face.
Person 1: Dude, do you know that Jim Hedican? He is such a ball face. And an assbastard.
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