Random
Source Code
Random
n. A protective garment designed to prevent semen infiltration of the clothing.
Slang: n. a jacket worn by an attractive female who makes males spontaneously cum upon seeing her
"That bitch is so fine she needs a cum slicker"
11👍 2👎
When you fail badly at something.
Person 1: Susan has her driving test today.
Person 2: I hope she doesn't take the cum.
Person 1: How was your math test?
Person 2: I really took the cum on that one.
11👍 2👎
A whore who loves to suck dick and swallow jizz.
"Check out suzy stink bitch, she's a cum guzzeling whore"
22👍 6👎
In reference to a woman being good for nothing more than sexual gratification.
Kelly can't cook or clean but I call her every now and then to use her as a cum cave.
32👍 11👎
A condom or rubber may be referred to as a cum bag.
She looked a little slutty, so he wouldn't do her without using a cumbag.
Or:
They had safe sex, and afterward he flushed the used cum bag down the toilet.
69👍 26👎
An interesting insult! It i means that you are a douche bag, or a jerk. Its usually used by friends to throw another off his game. They focus in on the word used and forget what they are even talking about.
A more literal term of course is a waffle filled with male ejaculation.
"Dude your a fucking cum waffle." (Reaction) "Wtf? did you just call me a cum waffle?"
Mission complete.
27👍 8👎
The act of ejaculating on a sex partner's face, and then delivering a hard open handed slap to that area of the face, with the intention of the fluid splattering over a wider area.
When I cum slapped that girl, my juice got in her eye
71👍 26👎