A really important person birthday.
Omg! It’s december 2nd, it’s someone who’s very important a birthday!
send all ur friends all the nudes u have on ur phone
look its December 2, u gotta slide
December 2 is not going to school day so have fun not going to school
Hannah: hey on December 2 we don’t have school
Emanuel: oh ok that’s awesome
Tim: Billy, guess what today is?!
Billy: What?
Tim: December 2, National Skip School Day!!!!
December 2 is national bang your head against a calendar that says 2020 day
Jimmy : Hey James it's December 2!
James : Oh wait I bought that calendar for 2020 it's in my room *bangs head on calendar*
Jimmy : *bangs head on calendar*
National ask a boy for his hoddie day!
You can ask for any boy's hoodie, he has to say yes ;)
Girl: Can I have your hoodie?
Boy: why?
Girl: It's December 2!
Boy: oh... Sure :) *gives her his hoodie*
The only day you can skip fucking school
"Are you going to school tomorrow"
No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2