When someone overhears you say something so horrible you have to shift the blame.
"Fuck the boss i don't need this job"
boss walks in
Quote Alex
A humble F1 driver, who can drive a Williams into points consecutively.
- Wow! Alex Albon came 10th in a Williams!
- He’s driving amazing!
Person one: did you hear about Alex’s dad?
Person two: no?
Person one: he’s dead
The boy who broke my heart. Alexs are very loving and are amazing. there very cuddly and loves headrubs. like food and sports. mostly busy but will make time for you
(me and a friend playing a game)
Friend: " whats your favorite exs name?"
Me: " Alex/Alexander he was the best bfs ive ever had
A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak
Person 1: hi
Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink