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A humble F1 driver, who can drive a Williams into points consecutively.
- Wow! Alex Albon came 10th in a Williams!
- He’s driving amazing!
When someone overhears you say something so horrible you have to shift the blame.
"Fuck the boss i don't need this job"
boss walks in
Quote Alex
Alex fitch is a kind and kinda good looking person yet he can be kinda stupid and Alex fitch is always ready to let other people into his heart. An Alex fitch has a huge cock and will always treat you the right way
Hey did you see that Alex fitch yea he did me the “right”way last night
Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!
"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"
"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"
This is when Alex finds an arbitrary thing cute (usually a disturbing thing) and goes "That's so cuuuuute!" or "Awww that's adorable!!!!"
Rui: Man my cat takes a million shits per day.
Alex: That's sooo cute awww
Rui: Alex moment!
I had a Totalt Præcis Aurgetn case and got sidetracked.
What an Alex moment!