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My Lord and Savior Lord Kats, is the best American metal hood, is American and a metalhead.
Our Lord and Savior Lord Kats is the best American metalhead like me but he’s better.
Ice cream or frozen custard that has been melted into a liquid, soup-like consistency
The ice cream was sitting out too long, and it turned into American Soup.
Where two men are on their hands and knees with their buttocks towards each other, joust with their penises tucked back between their legs
Hey Roger, I bet I can beat you in American Gladiator.
A directional airdodge in disadvantage that results in you getting hit anyways and you having other defensive options at that time.
Gotta love those American Airdodges! Free GSP!
the biggest shit show ever to hit six flags st.louis - it never trouble lights which makes it very not cash money to operate but super lit to ride.
‘Hey, American thunder has no line!’
“Yeah. It never does.”
When an American is so hot that you just want to tackle them and have sex with them on the spot.
As most natural-born Americans are fat, lazy, greasy, and smelly, the term "PHAT American" usually refers to a (typically illegal) immigrant. In addition to immigrants being more sexy, it is a well-known fact that illegal immigrants are much easier rape targets as they can't go to the police.
Cover a curved girl with honey and jelly. Then place her head on the floor and her feet on a bed. Start with a run-up and use the hooker as a slide.
Person 1: How much for an American slider?
Hooker: I don't do that!