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Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.
Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?
Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*
Disgraced Gunner Frankie Jones made mad moves and dropped loose game on under 16’s
Goes by the life motto of “if her age is on the clock, she can get this cock”
Frankie Jones made mad loose game after the school run
The greatest man ever born, the most beautiful specimen of man kind- muscles like no other. <3
She is the best friend anyone could ask for. In a bad mood? Just hang out with addie your mood will change in a couple seconds. Her smile lights up the world and her laugh is contagious. She’s short but mighty. Hanging out in her backyard at 9 or 10 is the most fun thing to do with her. She makes your day 10000000x better by just being there. She can make the most boring situation into something amazing. Addie is the best friend you could ever ask for. If you have a friend like her never let her go because she’s amazing.
Me; your amazing Addie Jones
Addie Jones: yeah I am
A very rare creature that doesn’t exit in usyd. Also known as pet, duck, dog or postbox. She is a pet of a mop and also duck or dog that wants to press a red button. If there’s a lara-jones in your life you are considered a luckybone.
Mop: Siri. Call lara-jones.
Siri: Calling boss’s pet.
Mop: Can I press the red button?
Pet: Yes dog.
Lara Jones, also known as “Pet” or “Postbox” that lives in Sydney. Known as the hottest, cutest, kindest and most caring pet in the world. There’re no other living creature that could replace this pet. You are bless to have one in your life if you do.
Mop: lara lara lara jones. You’re gay.
Pet: mopppp. You’re more gay.
Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.
Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!