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To have an extremely hard drug trip, usually associated with shrooms. Derived from "Tripping balls"
Chris: SAJJAD
Aaron: CHRIS YOUR TRIPPING ASSHOLES!
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to rub one's asshole violently with your knuckles
I went to my friends house and his dad was giving him some serious asshole noogies
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Stupid videogame faggots that constantly send in definitions of stupid videogame stuff that no one understands and no one gives a flying fuck about.
I hate those videogame assholes that suck dick for a living and have never touched a non-plastic pussy because they waste their lives playing videogames and trying to send in videogame definitions to urban dictionary.
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An already widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s third Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo.
Well that’s a big surprise, Mike Pompous Asshole is a proud member of the Impeachment Posse for the role he’s played in the recent intercontinental extortion attempt!
Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.
Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.
Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
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The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".
Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole
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A person that acts like an asshole, nigger, and a bitch.
Martin: asshole nigger bitches has no right to hit people.