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One of the most amazing human beings in the entire world. Words cannot describe how amazing August’s are. They are loving, funny, sweet, caring and more! The list is endless. He’s sensitive and considerate. He’s always there when you need him and I mean ALWAYS. He’s one to stay up until 3am on FaceTime and just keep you company while you cry. He’ll make you smile even when you feel like there’s no reason to. He’s so amazing, but somehow just won’t accept that. His love is endless and unconditional. Don’t lose him, you’ll never forgive yourself for it.
“Who’s my best friend? It’s August! He’s my favorite person in the whole world!”
A guy with a very small penis.
Person: Ew. Look at that guys. Bet hes an August
Person 2: Yeah, what a disgusting retard
Some cute fuck im not dating but im really into
Suzie: yo august you cute
August: i hate myself
People born in this month are cute, loving, adorable, and charming! Michael Jackson is born this month, and many incredible, special, talented people are born this month. Be careful as this month is really rainy, which also means the people born during this month are sensitive and emotional. To whoever out these born on this month, love you! Know you're special, and so are eight hundred millions of people!
Girl: Who's that person? They're cute! Ah-
Boy: Oh, that's (name)! They were born in August.
Girl: *taps shoulder*
August Baby: Oh, Hello! Why are you tap-
Girl: I'm in love with you already-
August Baby: Oh, thank you! You're so sweet.
Girl: Friends? I'm a bit weird, am I? Haha.
August Baby: Of course! And no, you're not weird.
August is a word you can use to insult someone. It means they are NOT a baddie and they are DISGUSTING little weak bitch.
You are being such a august right now.
Feminism month when girls/women can take pride in they're gender.
Man:"hey did you know that August is feminism month?"
Women:"That's great I can take pride and feel more safe and comfortable!"