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Jenny was tight as a bird after she failed the math test she'd studied for all night.
edwin birds fly around all the time you might see one flying to your window one time! edwin birds are big blue birds
dave- I saw an edwin bird fly around my apartment yesterday!
phil- oh I see them all the time!
dave- oh that’s so cool!! we should start a bird petition
Any form of constant use of twitter.
Tom: What are you doing on that phone? Smashing the bird?
Robert: Course it's the schnaz.
When your girlfriend or wife , is seeing red, reaches down your throat to grab your dick from the inside, and proceeds to remove it through your esophagus
See also: grouse skinning
If you don't quit being an idiot, I'm taking ya bird hunting
A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!
The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.
Respect the bird.
Or die.
The bird is life. Respect the bird.