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Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 24, 2021


Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 24, 2021


Brandon-joke

When someone says an offensive joke which offends many people

yo dude that was offensive, such a Brandon-joke

by bill bo bagins worth January 2, 2018


Pulling a brandon

When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.

Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.

by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020


Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.

Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H

by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020


brandon hs

the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fu king bathroom with his op ass

Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Everyone: fuck that bald bitch and Brandon hs

by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021


brandon hs

a dumbass high school with fuck ass APs like Mr Thompsons fucking bald ass that king Neptune looking bitchwho want get out the bathroom bc his bitch ass bored and wanna try to catch someone

Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Friend: man fuck Brandon hs

by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021