Eating a kernel of corn off of your relatives dick after they just fucked you in the ass.
No, I am not hungry, I just ate Uncle Scotty’s Pennsylvania Corn Cob.
A cock that has different color tones like candy corn.
She didn't like his candy corn cock.
The act of giving your partner anal, allowing yourself to go un-bathed for two days, then offering up your ripe member to the same or new partner for oral intercourse.
Guy #1 - I ass-banged this chick on Friday Night, went without a shower until after she gave me a blowjob Sunday afternoon!
Guy #2 - Dude!! You totally Louisianna Corn Dogged that dirty slut!
Rolling your penis in a girls vaginal juices before thrusting into the anus
Dude last night Loretta was totally into the corn dog rolling it was wild man
Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.
“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.
A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.
You're a Corn Cob Chandler!
When pp smelly and weird looking.
Mom: Honey What’s wrong?
Me: I have shit covered corn.