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The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)
Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!
When a man causes a woman to squirt, but pinches the labia so the vaginal cavity fills up with fluid.
I went to Pelosi's nephew's waterbed store to purchase a new waterbed. Little did I know, the owner porked me on his inventory and gave me a California Waterbed.
You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.
if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.
When a man licks the cum out of his wife's pussy after being cucked
Jim over there just had some california coleslaw
A really sweet guy with beautiful blue eyes looking up at the sky and deep into your souls at the same moment.
His eyes are Baja Californias🥺🥺🥺
When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.
I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.