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Chinese Barbeque

A party which people bring their pets or house animals then cooking them on an open flame.

Mr.Young was really excited that he were invited to the Chinese Barbeque.

by Real The One December 26, 2019


Chinese Jetski

When your pee in someone's butt

I just Chinese Jetskied Nikki and she loved it!

by Motivated2live August 12, 2015


Chinese Backdoor

When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.

After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.

by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020


Chinese Ninja Star

A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.

Oh my god, this chinese ninja star is amazing. I can't believe where that foot went.

by Shadow3031 April 9, 2015


Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019


chinese

Retarded people who claims that Taiwan, Mongolia, Hong Kong, and every country in Asia should be ruined by the CCP.
They also create Wuhan virus and spread it out to the world.

Kid: hey there's a Chinese over there.
Mom: watch out! he's probably a CCP spy, let's call the police to gangbang him.
Cops: on our way.

by china-dog-wuhan-virus February 22, 2024


Chinese

An extremely toxic culture based on Confucianism where kids belong to their mother and the mother belongs to the father, and they're treated like slaves according to hierarchy. Also, they have a toxic 996 culture.

Also, they also tend to care only about "face" (public image and repute), lookism, among other things while glancing the other direction when a genocide against the Uyghurs is going on. It has nothing to do with their government; they're just complete assholes.

In public, they might appear nice because of their obsession with public image, but they're extremely malevolent in private, secretly wishing death upon their own family members and loved ones and basically anyone else that they feel envious of or jealousy towards.

They're terrible people and a terrible culture.

The Chinese are assholes who only care about face and are slaves to a 3,000 year old nutcase philosopher.

by Random Person 50001 November 2, 2023