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A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)
Checkout my new Chinese Kid!
A Chinese Sheep is a person who has pubes long enough to completely cover his/her private area.
Hey man, I fucked a Chinese Sheep last night.
When an Asian man has a hairy dick.
HOLY SHIT! I found a Chinese Poodle!
A capacity that's usually equal to around 300mAh-650mAh, at least for 18650 batteries.
You can take the capacity that's stated and divide by 10 to usually get the real capacity. But if its above 650mAh its probably more towards 300mAh
This happens because places in asia take 18650 batteries out of ewaste and then send them to china where they get processed down to fake 18650 batteries.
Person 1: Do you think these 18650s would be good enough to vape with? They are 9900mAh which is the biggest ive seen!
Person 2: No, thats in chinese mAh. Its probably like 320mAh. Get some Samsung 30Q batteries from a reputable source.
Person 1: I found some samsung 30Q for cheap on aliexpress!
Person 2: Not from there there, dumbass
When you touch your butt ten times fast. (See also Russian Butt-Touch).
Have you done the Chinese butt-touch?
A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.
Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"
The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.
'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'