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I big Nigger with a soup bowl/ can colder in his chest. This man will destroy your mom’s booty hole as well your sisters. I hate gays but loves cuddling with his cousin.
Dan The Man From Pakistan spent a night with your mom and now she has trouble walking, and even talking.
Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it
Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
The act of (accidentally or otherwise) committing to plans with two separate groups of people at the same time, likely resulting in a poor attempt to 'do both'.
"Where's Rosalie tonight? She said she was coming to the party?"
"Ahh, she's pullin' a Dan at another party with her other friends, she'll show up later tonight"
The kindest man you can find on earth. He has a GREAT personality and is a very patient guy and is very accommodating. He has the cutest smile and laugh that would make you feel so happy and secure when you’re around him. He never fails to put in his best in whatever he does and is extremely hardworking and diligent. Whenever you look into his eyes you feel extremely happy that could almost drive you crazy. Dan is also an artistic person and has a great sense of colours and design. Dan also has the most charming smile and face that could give you butterflies instantly. However, he could be slightly shy around people but never fails to give you a sense of security when with him. He is definitely a one of a kind and you should never let him go.
person A “who is that guy he is super patient to the people around him and i feel safe with him”
person B “that’s definitely a person called Dan Chua!”
Sedge: Hi
Sub of the dan: Hello
Sedge: Do the washing
Sub of dan: ok