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When a chick lays on a Lazy Susan or some other kind of turn table and goes around in a cycle getting fucked by six dudes (usually Jewish dudes)
"I was getting a lot of kosher beef in the ol' Star of David last night. Boy howdy."
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a guy who is amazingly cocky in everything and thinks he can average 900 points in 3 matches volleyball.
also he is a douch bag.
You're so bad at volleyball, you play like David Spencer.
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1) Golf Term (Meaning)-Noun- To hit a shot in the bunker or sand trap. Also known as the beach.
David hasselhoff, well know for his roll in Baywatch spent a lot of time on a beach. Coin the phrase "David Hasselhoff"
"Looks like this one is heading for the beach....Nice shot David Hasselhoff!"
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A midfielder and cultural icon who use to play for Manchester United and currently plays for Real Madrid. He is consider to be one of the best ever. Outside of football he is known for being married to Posh Spice and being bisexual.
David Beckham is quite possibly the best midfielder in the history of football.
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former midfielder of manchester united. He's not only famous for his femaleness but also for vomiting during WC 2006 and his professional penalties...
Ali G to david beckham: becks, we've all seen you in embarrassing clothes that make you look like a laughing stock..why are you wearin' that england football shirt?!
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An average singer who will probably win season 7 of American Idol because of his personality and popularity with American teenage girls.
David Cook has more talent than David Archuleta, therefore he should win. However, he won't, as the show is a popularity contest rather than a talent contest.
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This is sex maneuver that is performed when a woman does not want a man to come inside of her during sex, but the man wants to do so regardless. In this act, the man must exclusively be doing the woman doggie style for the "magic act" to be performed. He cums inside of her and spits on her back, bluffing his pull-out.
When the man cums, instead of pulling his cock out of her, he cums inside of her and then quickly pulls it out once he is done releasing his jizz, and then dribbles a large amount of spit on her back. He then tells her "I pulled out baby", thus pulling what is known as a David Copperfield. believing he is telling the truth, she kisses him and tells him weet nothings.
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