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Any fan or player of the Columbus Crew.
"He's a Crew fan?"
"Yes."
"Oh that means he is a prom date dumpster baby."
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The Gaming industry's version of "Chinese Democracy"
Man 1: When is the fucking Starcraft 2 Release Date gonna be?
Man 2: I dunno! Maybe it will be like Chinese Democracy, which might mean never?!
Man 3: You retard! Chinese Democracy IS out already in stores so there's still hope Starcraft 2 will come out somehow! Its not a matter of if BUT when!
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The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
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The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....
.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it
Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"
Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.
Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."
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After a couple men ejaculate into a girls asshole, she proceeds to fart it into another girls vagina
Jenny: This gang bang needs to finish off with a Louisiana Lunch Date
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The M.S.D.C is a dangerous cycle which leads to getting fat, crying, and hating the opposite sex in the future. There are 3 main stages and 2 minor periods. The Stages are Honeymoon stage, Rehab stage, and the Breakup stage. The two periods are the Pre-OMG period, and the Aftermath period.
* Periods and Stages in order
Pre-OMG period/ the period where everyone knows whats about too happen (someone asking the other person out). This period can last over 3 days long.
Honeymoon Stage/ the stage where the boy/girl hangs out with the boy/girl. In other words what REAL relationships act like, in real life. This period can last anything from two days to two weeks. This is when the couple usually kiss.
Rehab Stage/ or the WTF did I do! stage is when you realize I'm dating "insert name here", this happens usually when the dater gets annoyed by their partner. In this stage, gossip travels around and people realize and place bets when and where you'll break up. This stage is usually a week.
The Breakup Stage/ when you break up, it isn't pretty. It can be full of crying or just and "ok". This stage is less then 20 minutes.
Aftermath Period/ is when about a week later, you gain a pound and are back to normal. All the couple drama is over and life as you know it is quiet. Till you hear a rumor "insert name here" likes "insert name here" and the cycle starts over, again.
* The average Middle School Couple lasts around 2 weeks
"The Middle School Dating Cycle"
Bob: Jane likes Jim
Sarah: OMG! they Should go out!
( The Cycle.......3 weeks later)
Sarah: Jill likes Andrew
Bob: OMG! they Should go out!
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when you are dating your right hand, it means you are single, so instead of having sex with a person, you have it with you right hand.
Guy who is dating: i got a date with lizzie tonight!
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.
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