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We all have dealt with this annoying, test of patience. The dizzy donut is what we see in the middle of the computer screen while we are left in limbo, waiting for these fast computers to catch up with our powerful human brains.
The creator of the "dizzy donut " needed something to complete his software, thanks to his dog chasing it's tale that day, to inspire him.
A term used by great British chef Gordon Ramsay, it means you stupid and dumb. It is used as an insult most the time, if Gordon yells this it means you couldn’t find the lamb sauce.
YOU BLOODY DONUT, YOU UNDER COOKED THE BEEF!
YOU ACT LIKE A DONUT, YOU SMELL LIKE A DONUT, AND YOU ARE A BLOODY DONUT!
When your spanx perfect pants are working.
Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.
When a guy puts a ringed donut around his penis and gets a blowjob.
Then when he finishes he adds on the donut “icing” with his cum and his partner then eats the donut.
Good morning sunshine!
Dude, this chick gave me the best Donut Hole Sunshine for breakfast!
The first phlegm of the morning, thick and semi-solid, usually green or brown in color. Must be expelled before having coffee.
Waking up after a long night, Jim coughed his protein donut into the sink before having his breakfast.
Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.
Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.
Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”
Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.
Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.
“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”