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douche-a-matic

Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.

Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.

You're a douche-a-matic!

by Imstillprettybitch October 16, 2015


Douche-schwé

A bougie person with the characteristics of a douche bag

Donald Trump is a real Douche-schwé

by PuertoRicanTexan14 March 29, 2016


Douche King

Douche King

That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.

by Cassiopeia04 December 20, 2016


Douche-Tool

Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.

Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!

Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!

by D-Rock4 September 29, 2010


Douche Kinase

An individual who, because of the intensity of their douchyness, makes others around them more douchebag like.

Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.

by Unfortunate D-Bag October 05, 2011


douche bag

a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....

The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.

Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.

by kath14<3 September 08, 2010


Douche bag

n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.

Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.

"Hey do you know Luke Capen?"
"Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"

by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011