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1. (noun) Douche Fizzle can be used to address someone who is a douche, but is not really that threatening to another person's intelligence. Their douchiness has sort of fizzled out.
2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.
1. "Dude, you're such a douche fizzle, I don't even have to worry about your douchiness infecting me."
2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."
1. A person containing similarities of a douche bag and a dildo.
2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone
Person 1: Look at that faggot over there pissing in people's beers
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.
The liquid that remains after douching that is captured, put back in the douche bag and then re-used (or re-douched).
He is worse than a douche bag--he is re-douche!
When a man pisses in his sexual partners asshole, while taking a shower with them, in order to sterilize the orface for dinning.
Jake terry gave chantel the ol terry douche before eating her asshole out
Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.
Oh man, I need to stop ass douching and get to my homework!
When a man cums inside a woman and lets it sit there and dry. Then before she showers she gets cum in her again flushing out the old dry cum.
Hey you wont believe my girl let me give her a sticky douche this morning.
Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?
Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.
Dude 1 - Word.