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When a person wipes their ass with a tortilla and throws it under the bed.
I went into the spare bedroom to get my coat off of the bed and it smelled like shit in there when leaving the party. I think someone pulled an "El Stinco De Mayo" in there.
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When the need for a cold beer bottle resting in your crotch has to be satisfied.
Scott sought relief with bottle of "The Poet" for his cojones en el fuego...
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Basketball. Literally, "the sport of blacks." See African Roundball. Often shortened to "el sporto"
-Do you want to play a little two-on-two?
-Nah, it's too hot to play el sporto de los negroes.
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Those anime scrubs of Steins;Gate who read the subs and read the dubs and think it's El Psy Congroo and Ruka... and Mokea...
SCUM!!!
Oh... you're an anime guy?
So you're an El Psy Congroo bloke?
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a group of spoiled, rich, white kids who can't handle real life so they use fake personas on a stage for $500 a show but most end up in the ensemble anyways
"wow look at that girl. she must be with el dorado musical theatre (edmt)"
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Comic book for really learning any English grammar at all. It has visuals, speech bubbles and stuff. You pass your B1/B2 Cambridge exam fast and easy and then go drinking some pina coladas with your friends.
Dude 1. "I passed my English exam!"
Dude 2. "Did you study hard?"
Dude 1. "No, I just had bird el inglés volando"
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after creating a gaping asshole, a person must then fill said gape, with mucus, urine, animal organs/feces, and one can of bushes baked beans. The gaper must then eat the chili bowl out of the gapies orifice.
guy 1: Man that chick is a dime
guy 2: I know, I wish i could give her an el paso chili bowl.
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