evan joseph

Has no solo wins is obsessed with shrek a memes lord

Evan Joseph’s ancestors are incestors

Evan Moment

Moments like these are comical, painful and tend to leave stains on your bedroom walls or forehead. In order to unleash an Evan Moment, 500ml of Caesar sauce containing chunks of garlic with a side dish of whole unwashed carrots.
Being naked eases the transition between pain and laughter, yet also adds more emphasis on the need for privacy. Evan Moments Usually happen in quick succession of eachother, an effect similar to the domino effect. It is said that sexual approches during these brief periods may result into severe penile fracture for men and women.

"Omg, Is this actually an Evan Moment ? Quick, hide your penises !"
"Yo thomas, Wanna do an Evan Moment real quick with me ?"

Pulled an Evan

When you get your charging cord stuck in your ceiling fan and break it

Man I I just pulled an evan and my moms gonna kill me

Pulled an evan

When you use your phone charger and break your ceiling fan

Man I just pulled an evan my moms gonna kill me