a very gorgeous girl with tig ol bitties. usually described as breathtaking and hilarious. awesome and fun person to be around.
wow i wish i was as gorgeous as miranda evans
A chunky bearded man, who enjoys wear jeans all year round, drinks the occasional fifth of dark liquor & likes his women with a mean bush.
Hey did you hear about evan siwik? He's been eating a lot of bushes lately
Used for describing how much Jamie loves Aidan
Wow, I also Jamie Evans
The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱
Fat as shit and ugly as fuck
Always on dick
"Tyler Evans is always on someone's dick"
A serial killer with malicious intent to murder everyone as he knows how to get away with it properly
Joey: That guy looks like a right Mr Evans!