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uses facebook too much online 24/7; A guy/girl who likes facebook too much and doesn't have a life
Dude Sammi is a facebook whore shes almost on facebook all the time
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Someone who writes depressed quotes, sayings or lyrics, and is perfectly happy in real life.
Ann Daivd On Facebook: Is alone in this world...
The Next Day At School
Ann David IRL: Hi guys! I'm the happiest person in the world!
Friends: Dude, she is totally facebook depressed.
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Aside from being a song(might be a local artist so I don't know if many have heard it) a facebook freak would be a girl(or maybe a guy) who uses facebook to either pick up guys/girls or just is constantly using the site. The song also talks about how the girl doesn't look like her picture on facebook , and she is actually ugly as hell...unlike the picture.
Yo man, I thought I scored with this major hottie when I looked at her picture, but when I met her that wasn't even her in the picture, she was ugly as hell! She was a facebook freak.
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Living a life based on what will look good on your facebook profile. Often, it is the result of facebook envy and a key element of the facebook paradox.
Sachin's got an awesome facebook life -- even though he hates everything French, he's living in Paris this summer so that people think he's cool when they read his profile and see his pictures on Facebook.
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The Facebook Crusader is on a campaign to takeover Facebook, one argument at a time. Every status update is an argument waiting to happen, be sure when the moment to argue comes they will pounce. Their Modus operandi is to be the biggest troll possible and make constant references from Wikipedia and Google. When a Facebook Crusader feels like they are losing the battle they will go back to their Grammar Nazi nature and start to correct your spelling.
Beware confronting a Facebook Crusader maybe hazardous to your notifications.
The only way to defeat a Facebook Crusader:
THERE IS NO WAY!!!
Shaun: That dudes being a troll again
Dean: Nah he isn't a troll he's on a motherfucking holy quest! He's a Facebook Crusader.
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someone who becomes facebook friends with everyone they come in contact with in less than 24 hours of meeting them.
also referred to as the most annoying facebook habit ever.
Lacey: that Carter guy from the party last night was really cute
Anna: oh, you mean Carter Bennet? we're already facebook friends
Lacey: you are such a facebook whore
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Driven by jealousy, obsession and mental illness. Can be characterized by frequent visits to someone's page who is not on your friends' list, creating a new profile when they have been blocked, copycatting someone else's posts, or stealing their pics. Individuals who Facebook stalk are often lonely, bored and lacking creativity.
"Your Facebook stalker somehow posted a reaction to your post, even though you blocked him"
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