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An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.
He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.
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A term used usually after one consumes Purple haze'
EXAMPLE 1
*passes out* *wakes up* "It's The Fucking Purp"
EXAMPLE 2
GUY1:"Dude why can't I feel my legs"
GUY2:"its the fucking purp"
EXAMPLE 3
im really high as I type this, because ITS THE FUCKING PURP
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Saying "I fuck with that" means you like something. You're all about it. You like it a lot
That picture of that burger... I fuck with that.
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What Matt Bellamy does to let loose his raging lust for his guitars during shows (and perhaps after shows as well... no one can confirm it, yet). It involves a humping motion toward whatever lucky instrument he happens to be holding, often during a passionate riff or lyric.
1. Holy hell, Matt's guitar fuck in the last song gave me multiple musegasms!
2. Did you see Bells guitar fucking the Gliteratti? Keytar's getting more jealous by the second.
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Derived from the English term scone-head. A person who is a complete and utter fuckwit. A pleb who also carries out the traits of a nuff nuff. A derro. A choad puller. Someone you would spit on and fly-kick to the head. Cock-socks you would have no hesitation in throwing emu eggs or black dildo's at in shear disgrace. Tosses that you would not piss on if they were on fire. Generally people who originate from areas like Bunyip.
Yeah, your mate Stripey is a fuck-scone!
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a phrase commonly used at a workplace to describe a person who is only doing their job and asks a simple question, and then gets shit on by their coworkers.
"May i ask you a question?"
"fuck Rob, i'm busy!"
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